asian:

Being single is great because you can go on pizza dates with your teddy bear

asian:

Being single is great because you can go on pizza dates with your teddy bear

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damn-you-steven-moffat:

if you were a fruit you’d be a fineapple

(Source: bastardalayne)

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p-eachful:

being too lazy to breathe will probably be the cause of my death tbh

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hatredly:

if people looked like their personality, we would have a lot of ugly people in this world.

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hellyeahpenguinsofmadagascar:

The Penguins of Madagascar | November 26, 2014

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jaclcfrost:

being called by just your last name

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